What a sh*t show of mediocrity. The best dressed wasn't any of the stars, nope, it was Dustin Hoffman's wife, Lisa. http://www.justjared.com/2013/02/24/dustin-lisa-hoffman-oscars-2013-red-carpet/
The most horrifying was that little girl with the long name whose friend for the evening seemed to be a taxidermied cat purse, that cat looked like the phucking cat from Pet Cemetery.http://www.eonline.com/photos/7974/2013-oscars-arrivals/262299
Amanda Seyfried finally realized that the world will keep spinning if she puts her hair up. http://www.eonline.com/photos/7974/2013-oscars-arrivals/262330
Jessica Chastain with her beautiful skin shouldn't wear flesh colors http://www.eonline.com/photos/7974/2013-oscars-arrivals/262261and when will she realize and or admit that Ron Howard is her Pappa (allegedly)?
Jennifer Aniston's mane(punny) feature looked really awful, overly processed on her scalp, brittle and really pretty uninspired her dress was red, I don't get why wear a red dress on a red carpet and her whateverheisidon'treallycareatall look similarly pooh like but just head to tip toe he looks better with his shirt off,
Speaking of toes, why were Bradley Cooper's pant legs so short?http://www.eonline.com/photos/7974/2013-oscars-arrivals/262592
Was the most adorable Joe G. Levitt wearing a really ugly denim tuxedo, it couldn't have been denim, could it? http://www.eonline.com/photos/7974/2013-oscars-arrivals/262331(can there ever be a good one? Dumb dumb JT proved that it wasn't possible even standing next to 90's Brit Brit and JGL is actually talented and sexy).
I'm a sucker for Amy Adam's Carrie Bradshaw in Paris dress http://www.eonline.com/photos/7974/2013-oscars-arrivals/262271
Did anyone else immediately picture this http://we-vibe.com/we-vibe-3 when they saw the Oscar statue doodle in the backdrop?
